Douchebag (Definition of): A noun; a derogatory term, used most often to describe males; jerk; an excessively self-obsessed person.
Here's the list of the Top 5 Cars we believe are truly worthy of the Douchebag Title. Please feel free to rank them using the douch-o-meters below.
1. Chrysler PT Cruiser
Drinks fuel like a 10cyl engine and looks like a tribute to Adolf Hitler. Thank god its out of production now.
2. Honda Civic
The term 'ricer' is thrown around all too often, well this is why...
Right off the dealer lot their still bearable but a quick visit to the local autoshop and they've got fart cannons and Boeing engineered wings attached to their rear. These little racers make such a rumble getting to 40km/h that you wish they could fly, away...
3. Toyota Prius
Nothing worse than getting stuck behind a slow greenie. The recent development in Hybrid technology has given these eco-friendly vehicles sufficient power, however the owners don't agree and prefer to accelerate lethargically so as to not overdrain the batteries.
4. Hummer H2
What's there to say about this ride that hasn't been said already. Even Arnold himself wouldn't be able to keep this behemoth off our list.
5. White Holden Commodores
Nothing worse than having to slow down thinking that's a cop car coming your way.
Well there you have it, that wraps our list of the worst cars on the road today. If you feel any vehicle was left out unfairly then please feel free to leave your comments below, we will update the title of this article to Read the Top 6,7 and so forth. The more the merrier.
